...Autumn is cute.

Well. She's one of my bestest friends from camp, and her period key is missing so it's kind of fun to press, when you don't need it. She has an etch a sketch, and let me tear apart her room. I wanted to tell you something about Autumn but she said "Don't say it" and held down the backspace. Subtle. She's doing chem homework, because she's a smarty. I really like her. She's cute. She likes to sing, about her party dress. "Do you like my party dress? This morning I was feeling dressy, mother thinks I'll get it messy..." She randomly starts speaking with accents from countries she's never been to.

When I came over today, I got lost. She lives in Connecticut, and it all looks the same. Once I got here, we had a tea party, but neither of us are particularly fond of tea, so it was pretend tea. The cookies were plastic and made off, get this "Magic, Beauty, Royalty, Sweetness, and happily ever after. They also contain sugar, spice, everything nice Sweetness sprinkles, a drop of magic, and princess beauty." Autumn thinks they're redundant. I think they're full of shit, and actually have to kill princesses in order to harvest the ingredients for their plastic cookies.

Autumn likes Jason Mraz. She got really excited when in his music video he went to Prague, because we went to Prague. In Prague, we didn't do much of anything. We went to a shiny store, located Salvador Dali, and slept among the pigeons and burning pizza. In fact, our best friend Carmen burnt her cleavage with the pizza. She was pretty glad I was over prepared and had burn ointment. Autumn says it's because I was a walking pharmaceutical facility.

But I digress. Autumn's pretty. Like seriously. Autumn says she'll get creeped out by all my secret followers, but everyone should know that she's kind of gorgeous, if not a little bit awkward. She laughed that. I hope she thinks I'm kidding. "Are you?" "No."

I like Autumn's hairstyle. Not really, because she's being silly, but she has pretty dark hair that curly and she just hit me with.

She's gonna be a super graphic designer by day, and Broadway actress by night. I'm excited.

She also thought that the word "Poor" was spelled with three zeros. and got stupider.

So Autumn is cute.